🚨BREAKING: The laws of physics have officially filed a restraining order.
These aren’t boobs. These are planetary bodies exerting their own gravitational pull.
NASA just called—they want their moons back.
To the artist who sculpted this chaos under a stretched-out T-shirt and two red kiss emojis…
You did not post a thirst trap.
You declared WAR.
And I, for one, am no longer hydrated.
🔥🔥🔥
Swipe left for third-degree burns.
#BlessedAndPossessed
#AshApproves
#BoobsSoPowerfulTheyCrashSatellites
#HolyTitsOfTheApocalypse
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