ROCK N ROLL RODEO SHITSHOW – EPISODE #6 (FEB 7)
Hey gang—Ash here. Quick medical PSA before we start: a defibrillator is not an adult pleasure toy. We learned that the hard way.
Jake is currently off having his heart professionally inspected by people with clipboards and calm voices, which means I’ve been left in charge of everything. Yes. Everything. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.
No Jake on this episode, but don’t panic—Chester and Gretchen step up and keep the circus moving while I drive the bus straight through the guardrail. Jake did leave us some fresh cuts, including a killer new track where Janika joins BlackThorn for “Unbaptized,” which absolutely had to make the show.
Also: since I’m in control, I tossed in love advice from Ash (you’re still breathing, so you’re doing fine), teased the very real and extremely dangerous book of Ash’s love secrets, broke down the true meaning of mathcore, exposed the evils of Better Homes & Gardens, and introduced you to the ultimate guilt-core nightmare involving justice, injustice, and the unspeakable horror of shampoo.
This episode has music, chaos, bad ideas, worse opinions, and just enough structure to technically count as a podcast. Strap in.
—Ash 😈🎙️
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